When I go to The Loo
I hear it make scary sounds
Our Loo is just a hole
Dug way deep in the ground
Every time I take a poo
It drops for maybe a mile
Then comes the scary sounds
The poo eating creature smiles

Pitter pat, tit for tat
An eye of newt
Tail of cat
Warthog’s nose
A vole’s toes
Firstborn son
Just for fun

Below
Bellow
Into the Deep
Below
Bellow
Where carnage creeps
Below
Bellow
Six bodies lie
Below
Bellow
How did they die?

Little girl, little girl
Do no go into the wood
Dear old man, dear old man
Why do you not think I should?
Little girl, little girl
For goblins and specters there be
Dear old man, dear old man
They are nothing when compared to me

Giggles the Clown has come to town
Upon his face, an eternal frown
A twisted smile turned upside-down
Giggles the Clown brings many things
Eerie pies and rubber rings
Enormous bats with latex wings
Giggles the Clown loves to play
Step inside his clown car today
Your smile is the only thing you’ll pay

Under a bridge lives Homeless Harry
Homeless Harry is a homeless man
Under a bridge lives Homeless Harry
Who eats his dinner from a garbage can
Under a bridge lives Homeless Harry
Who loves when the kids come to visit
Under a bridge lives Homeless Harry
Eating well tonight, a leg of Bridgit

So I’ve decided to try and make a daily project out of these Nursery Rhymes for Darker Times. Today’s is a little fan poem about Daniel from Mur Lafferty’s Heaven series. This one in particular relates to her latest book in the series: Wasteland. While not all of these nursery rhymes will [...]

Came up with this in the car this morning, a little something about John Alpha.  I’ve been thinking about Book 1 of J.C Hutchins’ 7th Son and how I can’t wait to dip into Book 2.
Johnny, Johnny
Daddy and mommy
7 sons he sired
Misunderstood
He did no good
A better world he desired